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who-loccked-the-impala:

so-uncivilised:

tumblr mobile users be like

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i hate everyone who has ever reblogged this and made me stare at this for 2 mins 

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thegirltobreakthespell:

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kagecrack:

insanetwin:

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rabbivole:

marciantobay:

This needs more notes.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

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I tried to scroll past it. I honestly tried

i hate everything

Can anybody explain this shit to me?

That is a blank piece of sheet music. Musical notes are used to write music. Those notes are absent from the sheet music, and so for it to be music it needs…..notes. 

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keepmywhiskeyneat:

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One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice lady of some sort of christian denomination handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY

One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice lady of some sort of christian denomination handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

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tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one

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hyenainafreakingzoo:

Everyone is trying to jump on the Melanie Martinez band wagon now that Carousel is on AHS.

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  • *20 years later*
  • kid: mom
  • me: what?
  • kid: who was I named after and why?
  • me: ...
  • me: ...
  • me: ...
  • kid: mom?
  • me: *sweats nervously*
  • me: *remembers her weaboo phase*
  • me: *remembers all the gay otp's*
  • me: eat your veggetables makoto-haru-levi-eren-kaworu-shinji-lovino-antonio-ludwig-feleciano-marco-jean-shion-nezumi-naruto-sasuke-kun
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amoying:

when people keep talking and you just wanna

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